I am sitting in my kitchen surrounded by cook books trying to plan our meals over the festive period. "Give me a clue!" I plead "What things do you want?" 'I don't really mind much." said Mike as he proceeded to veto every suggestion I then made.
"Come on Andrew, help me out here!" "How about turkey?" he replied with a dead-pan face.
Eventually we discussed and discarded turkey, capon, goose and beef. There was not much left as I started to leaf through Nigella Christmas by Nigella Lawson a book Andrew had bought for me a few years ago. On Page 158 I found Rolled Stuffed Loin of Pork with Rubied Gravy. "How about this then guys?" I asked and started to read through the description and ingredients. I was amazed as they both stopped what they were doing, pricked up their ears and listened. "OK, go for it!"
At last we had decided the main event - hurrah.
Normally I purchase a meat box which gets sent to my home a few days before Christmas but this year I was taking a more relaxed approach and didn't order any meat and just picked it up locally as the week progressed by the 20th I was getting a little bit nervous that I may not get the loin of pork required for Christmas dinner and asked my butcher to put one by for me to pick up on the 23rd. There was no problem and with the meat itself secured I was looking forward to a quiet Christmas with Mike and Andrew.
On Christmas morning we, like most of you, have a family ritual where my son comes to join us in the bedroom as he delves into his stocking full of little gifts to start off the morning. This is followed by a cup of tea and the opening of our gifts which have been carefully sorted into piles by Andrew who takes on the role of house elf! As both men in my life had been lucky recipients of computer games I was a solitary figure as I wandered into the kitchen to prepare dinner. Having just the three of us in the house I am in the lucky position to have no time pressures. "Dinner will arrive when it arrives" I casually call out to them but they are too lost in their computer simulated world to even notice my existance. "I must remember this for next year," I muse "No more computer games!"
I had already got my loin of pork out of the fridge to bring it to room temperature having bashed it flat with my rolling pin and marinaded it the night before. The stuffing was easy to make with bacon, onions, garlic, herbs, spices and dried cranberries and when it had cooled I rolled and wrapped the pork in bacon. It looked reassuringly like the pictures and I put it in the oven for a couple of hours. I reported my progress to the guys, "About two and a half hours to dinner." Silence! So I returned to the kitchen and poured another glass of fizzy stuff and continued with the vegetables. The supporting act for the feast were Nigella's roast potatoes from her book "Feast", "Parmasan Baked Parsnips" from Delia Smith's Christmas, Vichy Carrots from "At Elizabeth David's Table" and Horseradish Yorkshire Puddings from Gordon Ramsey's "Ultimate Home Cooking". Gravy was a spontaneous affair made by myself as I used the roasting tin and made it up as I went along. Not a sprout in sight ... the boys had decided this year they would not have one on the table!
By 3.30pm dinner was served and I had used every pot and pan in the house. The kitchen was not a pretty sight but who cares I can't see the mess from the dining table. We had decided against a starter as we just couldn't fit any more food as pudding was a steamed syrup sponge from an old magazine cutting.
The verdict was positive. The pork was delicious and we all enjoyed it immensly. Moist and a little bit sweet. The vegetables are all old favourites and worked perfectly but my yorkshire puddings were rather flat affairs but tasted delicious. The addition of the horseradish gave them an edge. I must confess that Gordon may not be responsible for my failure to get these little devils to rise but my use of a 12 hole bun tin meant that the puddings were too small and the oil may not have been hot enough when I put the mix in. I had it on my list to buy a more appropriate one but hey ... there's so much to do at this time of year that I never got round to it. It didn't spoil our dinner though as we munched our way through the christmas day feast and retired, replete, in front of the television to finish off our day in the traditional way. Though it was not long before the men in my life drifted back to their computers to re-join their virtual world. Will I never learn? No computer games next year!





